Eons ago, had I known the personal gmail account I was opening would someday be one I'd wind up also using professionally, I definitely would’ve snagged one with my name in it, versus a cryptic nod to my all-time favorite Saints player and leader of the legendary "Dome Patrol" defense– Pat Swilling. But being a lifelong Saints fan and someone who prefers to not juggle extra email accounts, I’m riding with the Gmail he should have. Sorry Pat.